Making those who stuff two bags into overhead lockers buy priority boarding has done what would once have been unthinkable: made Ryanair look good
Nobody likes a speedy boarder. That’s just a fact, plain and simple. People who purchase priority boarding upgrades on low-cost airlines are genuinely worse than the devil. They’re snooty and snobby, and the only way they can distinguish themselves from the unwashed plebs they’re forced to share a plane with is by spending a fiver for the privilege of sitting in it first. They’re people who go on the internet specifically to pretend not to know who Kim Kardashian is. They’re people who sneer in Harvesters. They are the absolute living worst.